Technology is great isn't it, folks?

So I am sitting at my desk, minding my own bidnizz and I decide to check my personal e-mail. I see that I have over 900 THOUSAND e-mails waiting for me and that my account has been suspended as a result. 900 thosuand messages? WTF, right?

So I can't use my e-mail for "up to 48 hours". Unfortunately, I have no idea when this happened and thus no idea when the supposed 48 hour time period will expire and I can get in there and clean up the mess. I sent them an e-mail and they are supposed to get back to me within 24 hours but since my e-mail isn't working I don't see how they're going to do that.

DAYUM!