Ever have one of THOSE days?

I feel like I'm going to puke. Seriously. I decided last week that this is IT. Time to get that synopsis of my novella written and the first three chapters sent off to the agency I've hand-picked to peruse my work. UGH. I am stressing out over a 5 page description of what I've been gently cultivating for more years of my existance than I care to admit. UGH.

I'm petrified that I'm going to do something wrong. That I'll do EVERYTHING wrong and end up blacklisted from the publishing community as a whole. That one mis-placed phrase or incorrect formatting will end my career before it's actually begun. UGH.

Dear CFG,

We mean this in the kindest possible way. You suck. I don't know what possessed you to think you could write, much less that we would sully our reputation by being in any way connected to you and this piece of crap you're attempting to pass off as literature. Please do keep your dayjob and be thankful.

Lots of love,

THE AGENCY

Ever have one of THOSE days? UGH!